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I freaking love him.
He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.
He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.
He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.
Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.
Omg. The perfect man.
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i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
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all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
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white people
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today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?
Well thats what girls do
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“My memories make me vomit” — Alice Liddell (via sadsapling)
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I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
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im gonna steal ur heart and ur wallet
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girls at my school are posting this on twitter saying how its stupid and asking “why” but i think its just what people need to say.
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white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian
straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys
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I really want to cuddle, your face with my vagina.
